Yogurt and shit

Ahem.

I'll start off by saying that I realized something today. It goes like this:

So, you're walking down the road one day whilst walking your dog. You notice that your dog always stops to mark him or hers territory. Well, what you realize is that every time your dog stops to piss, its at an abnormally green and uncalled for patch.

Yes, my friends, the green spots on grass are 100% thanks to one dog's piss or shit - it has nothing to do with your dandelion pesticide.

Another thing I will mention is that I have began to like apple juice. I've become a monster. Before, I didn't like any juice, yogurts, mustard, tofu, or other crap. But now... Oh, brethren! I enjoy the taste of all the foods, and now even apple juice (shiver). Please don't tell me I'll be eating red pepper and cottage cheese in the future. PLEASE save me from the pepper, people, please!

Anywho, that would be all for tonight. (wink).

Sincerely,

Bloodtooth.