Not the Baha'i Faith

So, I think I want to switch religions. I mean, if I decay after I die, and there's nothing left of me, then I might as well do something different. What good will it be if I just stop existing? I'd find it much more reassuring to end up in Hell, but know that I at least have an after-life.

So what will it be? Jewish: become good in business, be under the constant threat of ridicule and extermination, have close relations with lawyers and film producers. Or perhaps Muslim: be able to bomb people and places without worrying about becoming a villain (a hero rather), be in control of the women, can threaten and 'bully' anyone of another religion, especially Jews and Hindus. Finally, I could take the step to become some distant relative of a Christian, like a Jehovah witness, or another sect (you know, just to piss those catholics off), or even an oriental religion, like Buddhism or Confucianism.

I really don't know guys, any suggestions? (Anything but the Baha'i Faith... eurreurhhhu...[shrug]).

I'm done

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