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North South Politics

안녕하세요

I would like to introduce you to Korea - one of my favourite oriental countries. There is something about them that makes them different from both Japan and China. This country also has an interesting political background.

Honestly, who would have thunk that they would get caught up in the whole Cold War scene. North Korea, on one hand, is sided with CCCP, which is cool. Kim Jong Il, their current leader, still keeps their country nice and restricted. Now l'us take a look at the South. Although siding with the Americans was a good thing, many would say, I think it took a lot of their tradition and culture from them. They now have the same corporate mindset as the West does. Hmmm, good or bad?

I can guarantee one thing: with South Korea being fully globalized and remodernised, one thing that was good that came out of it was this here man. People, I tell you, look at him. Look at the universally aclaimed dentures! Take a good look! This is what the future brings the korean culture. I say to you, go, and be afriended with the dear Korean culture - you will not regret it.

Mc Caught

What is this? Tell me?

Now having introduced the main theme, i would care to elaborate... As a trainee, today was in fact my first day at Mc Donald's. It was frightening at first. Really - I was nervous to go into a Mc Donald's with my uniform. But there i was sitting in the crew room with my cute little hat...

Then my training began. I was given a tour of the place - the storage room, the crew room, the kitchen, the cash / drink / ice cream station...

Woah, am i missing something? Oh yes, and of coarse our 1st place customers, of whom, cough, Sarah was part of. I am'nt kidding. What was she doing there - a Limoges girl, in a Mc Rockland? Well, i tried still to concentrate on my trainer, who was explaining something, but I was laughing at this coincidence... First day embarrasement.
Then I see Sarah telling her dad - which was approving me as a responisble hardworking friend (with his little head nod and his whatnot) - and Sarah: you look different with your longer hair, and your face and everything attached. Yes, quite the entertainment.

[For details on my training, read the section below, otherwise, skip to the part that says Nipon]

Now for those curious readers of you, I was showen the lobby, the outside, the grabage place and around e.t.c. Then I did some cleaning around here and around there. Then I got to clean the women's and men's toilets. Yay! Even the urinal. Then i cleaned the outside of the Mc Donalds (for those uneducated of you, it could also be refered to parking lot and drive through, and even the place where old people smoke in the front).

Okay, what was next: a little Mc Quiz by my trainer. After that, we - I - learned how to make beverages and that stuff. (We have the ice account for most of your beverage). I was taugh how to brew coffee, how to make Mc Flurries, Ice Creams, and Sundays... Not my forte. I changed the garbage, stocked up... yata yata yata. So this was pretty much it - my first official job and not some Punjab farm outside of Montreal that constantly underpaid and inhumainly let me, then 13, work (which i was glad to, for a meagre African Salary.

Nipon.

You know, my blogs are becoming boring. Lets take a vote. Who liked my Second Semester blogs? (school year). Who liked my Early Summer blogs (after school 'till my week of absence). Finally, who liked my Empire Fall blogs? (After absence 'till today).

I promise but I do not deliver. People always say they have nothing to write about, yet still blog. Well its time to create a Nouveau Era. This one might be more serious... And post your votes annonomously below this word, and perhaps to the left a bit, or maybe the right. Be sure to comment on my new Colours > somehow dedicated to Korea!

http://www.assllamaundblood.blogspot.com/

Bye

KOREA

Oh! I didn't see you there. Almost crapped my pants. Really - I nearly shat myself!

Now for a full scale analysis. Today is the 3 week aniversary of school's end. Yes, I realize not much has been accomplished from my part, but i bet not much from yours either. This mean 7 more weeks 'till school begins - September 8. Yes, i actually get a 8 day holiday on a school month in the summer time. What a great combination.

Congrats... Fellas, i believe all y'all got your reports by now? If Yes, then well done (or not?) I only have one protest against my mark - my average. I won't say what it is, but I will tell of something other. My religious friends - the two girls - they got 1 % higher averages then me (only two of them at least). My point is that I got lower than someone, which i will have to learn to live with and not complain as I just did.

Oh no - Coronation Street is on... Well maybe the music is nice, and the 'inner London' accent is amusing. [At least it's not Arrested Developement - Sarah. A stupid no point show about idiots, and an idiot brother keeping the idiot family together, and not attacked by the Japanese companies they create problems with].

Bulletin:

Hey, I watched Pirates of the Caribbean 1 lately. My first John Williams movie. Well, now I know who Jonny Depp is, and now I know of the looks of Kiera Knighly.

I did try to film something when I was at my cottage, but guess what: my camera is a simple cassette one. Yup. No way to attach it through USB or whatnot to the computer. Sorry - Vlog canceled.

And finally: I work at Mc Donalds now. I went to the orientation yesterevening, and that was the first official job I was ever payed for. (Though she scheduled me for part-time. Too bad.)

See ya suckers

Oh, and here`s a text of my beautiful empires language to dwell on:

Râulno vaa sèntu hanvrugasu, ëthetæger æssor monaço munstèlten. Kouvel tompir cèkhaze, mith konen vael sœèth viirte vebkei mothâu. Disse tongust, ëtheleker vaan fronk veul luzhest mens sèdè.

Revive me - the Removed.

Vousaux.

"Ame namgross vun solne daesse-go mith daa caszes nakhta." What do you think? I actually am reviving my lofty civilization. Yes indeed. That sentence has no meaning, but structurally and grammatically it is correct. You see, I've only made up the rules for my language - congugation, cases, direct and indirect objects, articles, and phonetics. The point is, I must revive my culture, my paper peoples. The grand Philippeux architecture, gouvernment, and Empire. Muahuahuahua! How do you like the sample sound of it though?

I've been removed from myself. What motivates me? I don't know anymore. Why don't I blog? Why is it that the first time was 3 days ago, that i assembled my bassoon, and made i sound. [I've been meaning to ask, have you guys engaged in blowing, buzzing, reeding, pushing (depending on flutes, brass, woodwinds, or trombone)] Why can't i get off of the computer and spend some time with my dog. Heck, there's nothing too much to do online anyway. Which just totally screwed up my computer. I have to go suddenly. One day, tomorrow [ ] i will write a good blog. My Empire will rise again, and people will read with interest, much more that that over sarah's - if that phrase made sence.

Tross

A Signaling Meouw

HELO

I wonder if you guys are still checking my posts. No, I wouldn't call it laziness this time. I really wouldn't, since I was actually occupied beyond computer all these past days. It began last Saturday, when I went to RCMP's Musical Ride, which included a parachute show. Then I was at my father's house on Sunday. Then Monday and Tuesday I was sick, and Wednesday, on Canada Day, I was at my cottage. Then on Thurdsay till Saturday I was at this religious seminar for some reason, I don't even know. Well, it was actually my priest who asked me to go (although I was not all the time at lectures, yet I was practically baby-sitting the youth group) - whatever. Then, finally, on Sunday and Monday, I was at my father's. So today is Tuesday. You guys probably didn't want to know my week's doings, but I felt an excuse was necessary.

There, however, is but a thing, though, which I am indeed quite, and maybe beyond necessity, yet not at fault, accusable of liking too much. It's a French movie, by Louis De Funes, in french, translated to Russian. I did, however, find some translated versions on Youtube. Anyone interested? (It's based on music and dancing, but its an older movie, so it's not your typical 'Step up 2' - or any other variety of hip hop movies).

0h, which reminds me, I must make a dance video with Krysta and Sarah - the silly type, with gob-smacking movements (based on Louis de Funes' l'Homme Orchestre dances).

What the hell am I talking about? There are about three main sentences in this whole Blog - It's up to you to summarize. Other than that, sorry for wasting precious summer time. This was more of a signaling meouw from me -I'm back.

Bye.