And the theme is... Primerose Everdeen

lets get this party started. last years' theme was "bad ideas," and since this year seems pretty lazy and insignificant - or at least there are no upcoming doomsdays - we can all count on one of those crappy themes  that clearly had no ACTUAL input from the producers part. Just as you think i'm gonna say 'good ideas' is the theme for this year, a plot twist!
and there it was, ladies and gentlefucks, the theme for this year is "plot twists". some say that that is the true climax of a story. some say that plot twists are but a fraction of perfectly aligned reality that destiny wished to surprise us with, regardless of - turtle necks are cute aren't they?

Sorry, i'm practicing.

For my nascar membership exam.

Anyway, before I keep wasting your time/my time/our time/ time/ air/ internet space/ electricity, i would like to shout out to kristina sarvey who promised to fail this blogathon in advance because "its her birthday", and "she is travelling to cambodia and thailand". nice excuses, but imo, these are the BEST times to have blogs. as for the rest of you, i would like to encourage you to be as creative as possible, and interpret the theme in any way, what. so. evaaaa.

ciaou

blog a fucking thong, may 1

annual blogathon. i mean, its the only time i ever stick to commitment. so blow up your phones and stop watching game of thrones, text sarah, nikole, krysta, eric, patrick, jenna, and any other beloved blogger. its gonna be a week of creativity. i assume all have equally as boring lives?
alright, the rules will be simple this year, but we DO need a theme. ugh i hate you all. anyway i suppose may 1 is the start, it lasts 7 days, blog once per day, comment as many times as your pussy desires, and rack up points points points! we will then choose the winner in a very suspicious way. so instead of consulting you for  suggestions on a theme, i'll be insulting you by choosing the theme myself. (by the way, if we can get mathieu renault in our blog circle, god bless). so the theme is...
to be announced tomorrowwwwwww
motherfuckers better do this right.

chronology of studying

How I study:
Read notes > copy notes onto new page> label each section to keep organized> classify each new chapter> make it to next chapter (y!) > out of joy, title next chapter 'chapter fricken 10' > think about chicken> assume this is funny enough to tell people> realize ive updated my facebook status way too much today> and changed profile picture...> and reblogged tumblr..> and twitter...> and learnt about the entire life of lana del rey> and duffy...> and amy winehouse> resort to blog> epiphane that ive done nothing today except eat.

which is why the chicken status would have been so cool though.