Perhaps what is fascinating is that if I took this blog seriously, I could be world famous. But more importantly, I just long to scribble on the vast vagina that is The Internet, so that my thoughts can be hidden therein forever, and only I can access them once I lose her verginity.
Damn, Bloodtooth, stay in school!
Alas, I wanted to note that Monday will be a Lana Del Rey concert.
In other news, two days ago I saw a construction worker scuba diving in the Lachine Canal to attach a concrete block to a crane, in order to lift it and block off the water. One worker was doing the scuba diving, and 10 of the other construction workers were watching him. This is Montreal. Yet my biggest hope is that someone was operating the crane. If I could hashtag this paragraph, I would call it #LachineCanalRepairs
Have an awesome May, y'all.
(it's like have an awesome day, but for May. Gosh I need an audience)
Peace out,
xxo
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