I once called you all 'rusty little cow humpers'. You all deserved it loooosers from your discount travel agency cruisers! Aw man that one sucked. Minus five points.
Just avoided an existentialist pop-up.
Ok, so the theme of today will be: well i just want to show you guys something i wrote for online English. Quite the poem. Rondeau per its technical name. Anyway, I just knew this had to be on the internet, it will be well used one day.
Author: Phillip Andreev [Poet (who gives, we have a math test tomorrow {don't forget brackets} + premises if you are doing philosophy test on Wednesday) - nothing for you Biology]
Aw man, minus another 10 points.
“The Flag of Fashion”
The Union Jack, like evening tea,
Redressed as fashion as we see,
On the catwalks- walkways, rather,
Colours blend, they boldly gather,
For modern mode by this came free.
Watch the Spice Girls, do agree,
They clothed the United Kingdom to be,
With shoes on platforms- British glamour-
The union Jack.
Not to say there exists one key,
Yet the tricoloured simplicity,
Unlike legally blond – her platter
Served pink and dull: more so the latter,
Is the taste of something British, something ‘tea’,
The Union Jack.
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