how do nouns make sense?

i feel bad for eric apparently, and i feel bad for sara, and nicole too, i feel bad for her, and for nancy, alex, melanie, my brother, for whom i should probably feel bad, for my dog in the cold, kathi who is waiting, for mme, whom i dislike have a disliking for, for a salvaged elephant and for a bohemian child, and for myself until i get some cheesecake; and even then, the phrase would need more than a subordinate [clause].

i think i might change the background, so enjoy your last look at it.