The Revelation's Day

Hey there.

Should you take a moment to picture this, it will help you understand what i experienced the day of my revelation.

"I walk up to Moody Fingers, O'neil, and Krystal Esteem. They seem awkwardly quiet with my presence. It is then i realize i am not wanted at their table, which happends to be in the urinating corner of the cafeteria. 'Okay, how do i get out of this pickle?' I think to myself, ' I know, i will recite my monologue of spanish lesbians...' Fortunately, [coke] it gets a laugh. Now on the topic, a coversation begins about youtube videos, and vlogs. This makes me feel a bit more welcome."

"And then a perculiar thing happens: every one of the friends, including two others, Turtle and I Only Looked At You Now, who join us following the purchase of a pizza, are talking about their Blogs. 'Blogs?' I thought... 'They all have Blogs?' "

"Sigh. I guess I missed out on the fad. Besides, it was a last summer thing. Well, how else for a guy like me to fit in then to write a Blog as well?"

Here I am. I am typing what should be considered near nonsense. As a matter of fiction, I'm not too sure of what a blog is. Is it a place where one comes to ridicule themsleves about their daily embarrasements? Or is it a place where you have fun with your friends, in a form of communication that, well, doesn't really count.

I hope i have covered the needed criteria to introduce myself to the world of blogging. If this blog, however, doesnt appeal to your taste, then you could: a) screw yourself, or b) be patient and see how a normal one of my blogs turns out.

Thank you, me, and the Coded Characters of Nondisclosure.... (you know who you are)

Dont do drugs. Unless your going downhill anyway.

Ciao